Yet again…

Look! Look!

Look at what the beloved gave me!!! Isn’t he so cute? He’s so cute, that when you look at him he always has this perennial puppy dog eyes that you can’t help but be so helpless from. He’s so cute he makes me make faces and make baby sounding words. I swear the beloved seems to be spoiling me too much. Or it could be one of his ploys of making me look silly, because he *giggles* everytime I make faces, squish the cow and hug it like it has never been hugged before. (giggles – since I do not know the manly word for giggling). Whether it’s a ploy or not, it’s working. Because I’m actually blogging about it!!!

The little guy is just too cute for words!!! He’s so adorable!!! He’s now a permanent resident at my bed, hogging all those pillows when me and my sister are not around. And lo! Even my sister has taken into him, and dubbed him to Snuggy. The shame!

*lmao*

Anyway. I shall stop now. XP

Googooga?

Okay, from Amanda’s new Cow-thulhu layout, to this. What the?

It’s something I got from the MLs I’m in, and it’s such a classic I wanna share. It’s about fooling-around-in-an-RPG story that actually saved the hides of the players– at an expense of a poor cow.

You think it’s a bunch of bull? [pun intended] Well, check it out for your self.

The discussion was about alternative RPG weapons for players and GMs. And then somebody reminisces…

Like the time that I killed a demon with a cow. I am sure that demons think more highly of the bovine race, or at least mean wizardress’ that use them as weapons.

The striking question!

Okay, now here is a story I want to hear. How in the heck did a sorceress kill a demon with a cow?

Theories!

Clearly she used it as a cattle-pult. Badum-tish!

And the demon was cowed by this? I guess that sorceress gave him a bum steer. Ha! this is getting udderly ridiculous!

More evil puns!!!

Obviously just a load of bull. But an udder disaster for the demon.

I hope that it was a Cow-balist Ritual that was used to destroy the Demon.

And so, finally, the original poster speaks up and tells us…
The Real Story
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