Not Evil Enough
I have been told so many times before that I somehow lack the *evil* gene. Now yes, I know that’s a good thing, but I somehow feel I need to be a bit naughty.
Sure, I can lie a bit, cheat a bit, even hurt people a bit– but it seems I will never be evil enough. I make mistakes sure, but that doesn’t count as being evil because it’s part of being a human being.
Har. I remember someone telling me off when I tried to crack a joke way back…
Cute, Camille. But not funny. You’re funny in a… wholesome way. You’re not evil enough to be really really funny– even hilarious.
Weh? What was that? Not evil enough to be funny? Psh. I can throw pies at people’s faces too you know! That is, if you just let me.
. . .
Okay, fine. So I can’t be funny. So I dismissed the idea of making people laugh and settled on making people smile. (I can make people smile right?)
So I get by…
Until I graduated and needed to find work. I was then advised by a senior on how to get the job I wanted.
Camille, in this world, you can’t be too good. You have to be strong, be a fighter– and I’m sorry to say you’re not evil enough for it.
What? First, I can’t be funny– now I can’t make it in this world if I’m not evil enough? And I even lack that? Okay, how am I supposed to survive the real world now? *sob*sniff*sob*
But hey, am here, surviving. 2 years in the evil real world, conquered evil people who steal money nonetheless. Har! So who’s not evil enough now?
From the Character Alignment Quiz, you are:
Neutral Good
“Benefactor”
A neutral good character does good for goodness’ sake, not because he is directed to by law or by whim. Such a character will obey the law, or break it when he sees it will serve a greater good. He isn’t bound strongly to a social system or order. His need to help others and reduce suffering may take precedence over all else.
This alignment desires good without bias for or against order.
A doctor who treats both sides in a fight and an aid worker who feeds the starving in a war zone are both examples of neutral good characters.
Hawkeye Pierce and Gandalf are examples of the Neutral Good type in wider fiction. (description from Wikipedia)
. . .
Scrolls down.
Result #2: Lawful Good
Result #3: Chaotic Good
Still good.
What?!
How evil should one be anyway? Chaotic Good? True Neutral? Lawful Evil? And what is considered evil enough anyway?
No, no, am not saying that I don’t like being *good*. I owe it to the fact that I believe there is a lot of good in this world where it should be. And no, I am not being high and mighty stating that “I am good! Follow me!”
But how does one get to be evil enough and still be good? Did that even make sense?
With that out of the way, may I ask you a question?
Am I really not evil enough? Am I really sometimes too good for my own good?
O_o

